My kid the Infomercial

Okay so the boys have been sick lately and the perks are that they get to miss school and watch t.v. (except my kids are crazy and actually think missing school is a punishment). Anyway Matt is home sick and his head hurts so he is watching cartoons and he comes into the bedroom and says

"Mommy you should get a rug stick."

"A Rug Stick?"

* Insert dumbfounded look*

" Yep it can even clean your pet areas!"

* Still dumbfounded*

" And you can clean the kitchen floor and the carpet. I think you should get it so you can clean."

* Insert mouth hanging open offended look*

I-DO-CLEAN! Stupid advertising people and their rug stick!