My menac

Current mood: crazy

So far this week the following things have happened-oh and have been caused by Matt:
1. Numerous bite marks have appeared on Ethan
2. My bathroom has been flooded
3. A bulldozer was thrown at Ethan's head causing a cut, lots of bleeding and several drama filled hours.
4. Ethan's head was slammed several times in the door

Here are all the reasons to these things:
1. "Ethan stole my toy" "Ethan wouldn't stop singing"
2. "I was thirsty" (Between the lines: I wanted a drink and failed to shut of the water while there was a wash cloth in the sink)
3. "Ethan wouldn't stop calling me pumpkin" (Ethan called him "Punk" not pumpkin, not much better)
4. "Ethan was being mean" (Ethan demanded that Matt open the door to their bedroom and let him in-wow mean)

All the reasons I want this week to be over:
1. I am going to be reported for child abuse if my son keeps showing up to school with bite marks. (Just a guess, but who knows)
2. I have cleaned the bathroom 1,070 times
3. I would like to make it through the week without anyone needing stitches
4. The bedroom door is not going to make it through all the slamming-not to mention I am pretty sure that Ethan's head can't take anymore hits.
Bonus
5. The fighting is driving me crazy-literally
6. Matt has screamed everyday I have dropped him off at school
7. I am seriously considering boot camp for my youngest child
8. Did I mention that I can't take the fighting?
9. I would like to have phone conversation that doesn't involve me yelling at my children to stop closing the door on each other, quit being mean, if you do that one more time and don't make me come up there.
10. I am thinking about begging my O.B. to put me on bed rest in the hospital forever!

It is days or weeks like this that I start to think I am might be crazy for adding another child to the pack.