Pregnancy Ponderings

I was thinking about pregnancy (mostly because one of the mom's at Matt's preschool gave birth last week) and it got me thinking...

• The first three months you can keep anything down!
• The next three months you can't keep anything out!
• The last three months only your favorite foods are getting in!
  
• The first three months you spend a good chunk of your time peeing.
• The next three months you spend a good chunk of your time peeing.
• The last three months you spend a good chunk of your time peeing.
• The first three months you are too sick to clean
• The next three you are too tired to clean
• The last three you are frantic because your floor isn't clean enough for the president to eat off of.
• The first three months no one can wake you
• The next three you spend the night battled with your belly, your bladder and your nightmares.
• The last three...what sleep? You are too busy scrubbing that floor.

And finally....

• You go in 9 months pregnant
  
• You come out six months pregnant and holding a newborn!
  

Congrats!!!!!!!!!!!