Medieval Torture in the 21st Century

So the other day I had my six month check-up at the dentist and after a few torturous minutes in my mouth I started thinking (really what else is there to do if you can't talk). First of all the tools that they use had to come straight from the Medieval Inquisition (if you need to brush up on history then click here). I feel like at any moment the dental hygienist is going to start questioning me about my religious preferences.

"WHO IS YOUR CHURCH!"

*Scrapping at plaque with her torture device*

"I SAID " WHO IS YOUR CHURCH!"

Yikes! I swear she sees me gripping the seat with all my might and then digs harder at my gums. Its like that game mercy. You know where you slap at the other persons hands until they scream "MERCY!" Just like that except with my gums. Well I rock at mercy so I wasn't screaming. I'd like to say the joke is on her, but its really not because I left with sore gums and she leaves with a paycheck. Then like any other masochist I scheduled my next dental appointment in six months and left the office with goodies in hand. Six months is coming too soon....