The case of the Muffin thief

It was 12:53pm on a gloomy Thursday afternoon when a thief quietly snuck into the kitchen at the home of Jason and Tasha. Tip-toeing across the floor and then climbing onto the counter the thief took the last blueberry muffin, made by the Hyvee Bakery. But who could have done it? The thief with a big smile on his face brought the prized muffin to the table, set it on the plate and was then caught red-handed! It was the youngest son! Matthew!
When the mommy caught him and said "You was a naughty boy!"
Matthew replied with "No I was a naughty monkey!"

Kidism of the day (or well technically yesterday)
Ethan say "Daddy guess what mommy did?"
"What"
"Mommy squirted cream into our mouth!"

(Whipped cream, mind you! We had pudding and I thought they would love the whipped cream and they wanted it squirted in their mouth. Lets hope that when he repeats the story he remembers the whipped part so that I am not greeted at the