Embarrassing Kidism

So we were at Culvers eating dinner because we were too lazy to cook and after dinner they had $1 Root Beer Float specials, my favorite! Here is how the conversation turned out.

Matt: "Mom all you need for Root Beer Floats is ice cream and root beer."
Me (Stupidly): "And love!"
Matt: "What?! How do you MAKE LOVE!"
Me (slouching down in my seat trying to avoid the glares of old people): "Never mind"
Matt: "But MOMMY how DO you MAKE LOVE?"
Me: "I Lied"
Matt: "Okay you are silly."