Payback

I specifically remember warning Matt to not be mean to his sister because she was going to get bigger and get him back. He laughed. Not so much anymore. I think I just got an idea of how mean he must have been when I wasn't in the room, because she has been getting him back for a while now. But today I think was some serious payback... She hit him on the eye with a light saber.

Here is her gleeful, I rock at wielding the light saber look

(This picture doesn't do it justice)

Embarrassing Kidism

So we were at Culvers eating dinner because we were too lazy to cook and after dinner they had $1 Root Beer Float specials, my favorite! Here is how the conversation turned out.

Matt: "Mom all you need for Root Beer Floats is ice cream and root beer."
Me (Stupidly): "And love!"
Matt: "What?! How do you MAKE LOVE!"
Me (slouching down in my seat trying to avoid the glares of old people): "Never mind"
Matt: "But MOMMY how DO you MAKE LOVE?"
Me: "I Lied"
Matt: "Okay you are silly."