Miracle in the dark...

Jason and I were in the kitchen Friday night when I heard Ethan talking to Matt. Not that they aren't constantly talking about nothing, but something sparked my attention.

Ethan, "Matt, when it gets dark your penis gets bigger and the more dark it gets the bigger your penis gets"

(Getting it yet...yeah me either, so I probed-no pun intended)

Me, "Ethan, What on earth are you talking about?" (Slightly worried)
Ethan, "When it gets dark your penis gets really big."

(Don't men wish)

Me, "Your WHAT???" (Starting to think he might be talking about eww gross I can't even say it)
Ethan, "Your penis, in your eyes"

(Are you getting it yet, cause this is about when I realized what he was saying)

Me, "Ethan do you mean your pupils???"
Ethan, "Yeah the dark things in your eyes"

(I laughed so hard I almost peed my pants)

Me, "Ethan those are called pupils." (Hanging head still laughing hysterically)
Ethan, "Okay"